Lost Causes

73) Murder in the Second 2

PANEL 1: Mark enters Zach’s room. Zach is on the floor, dead.
PANEL 2: Mark pokes the corpse with his foot.
PANEL 3: Mark yells out:
Mark: Alicia, Zach’s dead again…

- posted by Mark Cook @ 6:02 PM 1 comments

72) Murder in the Second 1

Note: Credit goes to Shandy Clement for creating the majority of the content in this strip. As in, I only wrote it down. Also, I would blame the fact that this lasts another twenty-one strips on her, although she did not write the rest of them. Hi, Princess!
PANEL 1: Shandy enters Zach’s room, holding a plate of Rice Krispie squares. Zach looks suspicious.
Zach: What are those?
Shandy: Rice Krispie squares, made with love, just for you!
PANEL 2: Zach is touched as he takes a bite out of them.
Zach: Really? Thank you…
PANEL 3: Zach turns green and looks like he’s choking.
Shandy: …if by “love,” you mean arsenic.

- posted by Mark Cook @ 5:59 PM 0 comments

71) PORNO! 3

PANEL 1: Mark returns home. Zach is waiting for him.
Zach: Did you talk to Ioana?
Mark: Yeah…
Zach: What did she say?
PANEL 2: Flashback: Ioana kicking Mark in the crotch.
PANEL 3: Mark looks really snooty.
Mark: No. And she had some excellent supporting arguments.
Zach: Yeah, I’ll bet, ya pansy.

- posted by Mark Cook @ 5:58 PM 0 comments

70) PORNO! 2

PANEL 1: Zach gets an idea.
Zach: What if Ioana was in it?
PANEL 2: Mark thinks for a second.
PANEL 3: Mark looks smiles slightly.
PANEL 4: Mark points at Zach.
Mark: Get writing.

- posted by Mark Cook @ 9:21 PM 0 comments

69) PORNO! 1

PANEL 1: Mark and Zach sitting on the couch, watching TV, doing homework.
Zach: We should write a porn movie.
PANEL 2: Mark points at him. Zach smiles broadly.
Mark: You get right on that.
Zach: C’mon! It’ll be great!
PANEL 3: Mark goes back to work. Zach is disappointed.
Mark: Um, no.
Zach: You cock gobbler.
Mark: That’s what I’m afraid of.

- posted by Mark Cook @ 9:19 PM 1 comments

68) Someone's in the Kitchen 6

PANEL 1: The four are eating dinner.
Alicia: Wow, this is really good.
Alicia: Thanks for finishing it off for me, Danielle.
PANEL 2: A close up of Danielle. She’s smiling evilly.
Danielle: Heh heh…
Danielle: Little does she know it’s actually made entirely of shortening!
PANEL 3: Zach shakes his head, and Mark has covered his mouth to stifle a laugh. Alicia is angry, while Danielle is embarassed.
Alicia: What?
Danielle: Oops.
Alicia: I’ll show YOU shortening!

- posted by Mark Cook @ 9:18 PM 0 comments

67) Someone's in the Kitchen 5

PANEL 1: Zach stops Alicia.
Zach: ALICIA! Don’t go into the kitchen!
Alicia: Why not?
PANEL 2: Zach stops to think.
Zach: Because…because if you do…
PANEL 3: Zach grins evily and points in the air. Alicia is horrified, and runs in the opposite direction.
Zach: …I’ll STRIP.
Alicia: CONVINCED! DON’T DO IT!

- posted by Mark Cook @ 7:10 PM 0 comments

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