Lost Causes
2004-12-04
44) Gurghlurk 4
PANEL 1: Mark wearing a long dirty trench coat and a raggedy beard, begging for change. Shandy approaches him.
Mark: Spare some change?
Shandy: Mark? Is that you? My God, what happened?
PANEL 2: Thought balloon pictogram. First is Zach getting hit in the head with a hammer, and then it is Zach in the thong.
Caption: “Well, after we hit Zach in the head, he lost his memory, and we kinda told him he was a male stripper. And now he’s practicing at home.”
PANEL 3: Shandy is disgusted. Mark takes off his fake beard.
Shandy: That’s horrible. But how did you grow the beard so quickly?
Mark: It’s fake. I just wanted to fit in with everyone else around here.
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